Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Banking Jokes

Here's a joke my friend Tod made up the other day that I thought was pretty funny:

Q: What do bad banks do?

A: They Wachovia

There have been a lot of banking jokes going around the Marriott School the past couple of months. My organizational behavior professor started telling a couple every class period, but these two were my favorites:

Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?

A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW


Q: With all of the economic turmoil in the today's market, what's the best way to make a small fortune?

A: Start with a large fortune

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