Sunday, May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

So, I've heard a few swine flu jokes over the past couple of days:
  1. Swine flu is one of the signs of the aporkalypse.
  2. People used to say we'd have a black President when pigs fly; a hundred days into Obama's presidency, swine flu.
  3. Kermit the Frog's dying words were, "Dangit! That pig told me she was clean!"

1 comment:

Laura said...

Those are HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh Bobby.