Domino's Pizza Proverbs

Domino's Pizza is seeking out savory morsels of meaty wisdom. They have a new website, Pizza Proverbs, that asks users to alter popular proverbs by substituting prudent pizza insights.

I wrote down a few, but I wasn't proud of the preponderance of the proverbs. What pizza proverbs would you add?

• A pepperoni pizza cannot change its spots
• If the hungry lead the hungry then they shall both fall into the deep dish
• Order for others what you would have them order for you
• The pepperoni is mightier than the sausage
• A pizza sliced against itself cannot stand
• Pizza is where the box is
• An ounce of salami is worth a pound of anchovies
• Spare the pizza, punish the child
• The sausage doesn't fall far from the cheese
• Sauce is thicker than water
• Hunger tends to repeat itself
• A slice in hand is worth two in the box